Oh... Shinde shimau to wa nasakenai! San ni ichi... XXX!!
"Ou!" "Nani?" "HELP!" "Nanigoto ja" "Hii, hime sarawaremashitaa" "Yuusha wa?" "Imasen" "Uun, sou da! Kakunaru ue wa omae ga yuusha da"
"Saa, sono takarabako no nakami to kono nakenashi no kane de tabidatte nakama o sagashite bakemon taoshite..."
(...Tekitou janee ka)
"Tonikaku komattara machi no hitobito ni hanashikakeyou ze? Bosu toka zenzen taoseru! Taoseru!" Ma-ji-de!
Ibatte ibatte ibatte totsuzen Datte jissai ni ichibai erai kara Hito-goto miraku itte kureru ze Mattaku motte ue kara mesen sugiru ze... Keikenchi keikenchi keikenchi tsunde Motto kukkyou na nakama sagashitamae! Teyuu ka watashi wa i-heisotsu desu Yuukyuukyuuka ga deriito! Deriito!
"Sonata ga rasubosu o taoshite kuru hi o tanoshimi ni matte oru zoi!"
Sekai heiwa o torimodosu tame, O-kuni no heiwa o mamoru tame, Ichiban ushiro de shiki o torimasu Sonata no keikenchi o tsutaemashou Anata no tame ni sekai no tame ni Tatakau bokura no aikokushin Nakama mo shinde zetsumetsu sunzen Yappari reberu ga tarinee... orz
"Anata no paatii wa zenmetsu shimashita. Oo, kamisama yo! Aamen"
Oo! Shinde shimau to wa nasakenai! Sasureba sonata ni mou ichido, kikai o ataeyou! "Ousama" "Nan desu ka" "Mou! ...Mou muri desu." "Ee~! Yowane o haku to wa motto nasakenaaaaai!"
Keizairyoku, gunjiryoku tomo ni moushibunnai waga kuni wa totsuzen, Yuushuu na jinzai mo juntaku
Jinbou atsui ne
Tada, hitotsu manseiteki na mondai wa kokka genshu no hanpou sa Yoku ieba muku, waruku ieba... O-BA-KA
Shuushinshoumei zenjinrui wa sentou minzoku Iwazu mo ga na (OK?) Kyouchousei ya, junnousei ga hitsuyou nante Ukiyo wa kusogee ka?!
Tsugi no reberu ni naru ni wa Ato sen pointo no keiken ga Sara ni wa motto jikoshuchou ga hitsuyou ja na Kujikeru na OK?
Terissa Borosso Zanji Paronto Mahoutsukai mo tsukai-mon ni natte kita ga, Yoyuu shakushaku usura warai de Gotaku bakka narabete shaku ni sawaru ze... Horitto Horitto Horitto bakka Souryo wa Horitto bakka de baka nano? Ou no atashi o nemurasu nante Antara ittai nanisama? Sate wa muhon ka?
"Boku wa yuusha ja arimasen. Mushiro ou ga yuusha dato omoimaasu!"
Sekai heiwa o torimodosu tame, O-kuni no heiwa o mamoru tame, Saizensen ni mi o toujimase Shijiritsu appu wa me ni mieta! (Oi kora) Keneki no tame okane no tame ni Tatakau ousama nani o miru Konoe mo hinshi zetsumetsu sunzen Shinde shimau to wa nasakenaaaaaaai!
Sekai heiwa o torimodosu tame, Anata no egao o mamoru tame, Maou-gun kanren jouhou o Inochi karagara ni kaki atsume Kyou mo kyou tote chinza shiteiru Makoto no yuusha o matteiru Tarikihongan dewa arimasen Washira ja yatsura nya kanawanee :;
Death Should Not Have Taken Thee!
Alas... Death should not have taken thee! 3, 2, 1... XXX!!
"Majesty!" "What?" "HELP!" "With what?" "Th... The princess has been kidnapped!" "What of the hero?" "There isn't one." "Hmm, okay! If it's come to that, you're the hero!"
There goes the setting...!!
"Take now the contents of those treasure chests and this paltry sum, set out, find a party, defeat the monsters..."
(...Not taking this seriously, are you?)
"Oh, and if you're ever troubled, talk to the townspeople, 'kay? Defeat all those bosses good! Knock 'em down!" ...For real?!
Be proud, be proud, be proud - of course! Because you truly are the greatest! I'll act on behalf of the people! But geez, you're really on a high perch... Experience, experience, experience, pile it up! And find stronger party members! So you say, but I'm just a soldier; Paid vacation? Delete! Delete!
"Verily, I wait with bated breath for the day you defeat the last boss!"
To restore peace to the world, To protect the peace of the land, I direct from all the way in back; I shall tell you thy experience points! Fighting for you, for the world, Recognize our patriotism! We're on the brink of destruction, party fallen; I knew my levels weren't enough... orz
"Your party has been annihilated. Oh, God! Amen."
Alas! Death should not have taken thee! I will give thee a second chance! "Your majesty!" "What is it?" "This is...! This is impossible." "Haaah?! More shameful than thy death is thy SAAAAASS!!"
With the economic and military power of our unobjectionable land, Of course we have people of talent too!
But the one chronic problem is the uninhibited ruler; "Pure" to put it nicely, to put it badly... A MORON.
It's genuine, all humanity is a warring species, But I won't say it... (OK?) You're saying they need cooperative personalities and adaptability? Is this world a crap game?!
To reach the next level, Thy experience points must increase by 1000, But thy also needs to be more assertive! Don't give in, OK?
Telissa, Boroso, Zanshi, Palante, Mages sure are maging themselves useful... With a calm composure and wry smile, Talking impertinently, I hold my scepter... Holit, Holit, Holit, always the same; Monks keep using Holit, are they Holidiots? It puts I, the sovereign, to sleep; Who do you think you are? Is this a rebellion?
"I am no hero. Rather, majesty, I believe you are the hero!"
To restore peace to the world, To protect the peace of the land, I throw myself to the front line; I can see my approval rating going up! (H-Hey!) Fighting for interests, for money, What does our ruler see? On the brink of destruction, guards dying; Death should not take theeeeeEEEEE!
To restore peace to the world, To protect your smile, We barely manage to scrape up Info on the dark lord's forces... So today, I just sit here in safety, As we await the true hero I'm not getting others to do my work; It's just I'm no match for those guys... :;